Here's something 'nice' for the housemate whom I hope will leave soon ^_^
Dear Z,I've put up with your horrid habits for the past 2 years and slightly more than a month that I've been here.
I have to sincerely say that
Your cooking stinks our unit...comparable to that of a rubbish dump
I don't know how you eat your food
Which consists 70% of the cooking oil you pour into your pot
It's like basically soaking your food in oil and adding more for extra flavour
Not that I care about your health that much
But the leftover oil should be disposed of in a proper manner befitting a person of your age and education
But no.........
OBVIOUSLY you had to pour it into someone else's bowl....
HOW MATUREMoving on from the oil that you 'drink'
I hope you stop the habit of cooking in the middle of the night when others are asleep
If you really have to, then please stop clanging your spatula against the pot
As if you need to announce that your scarily unhealthy food is ready to serve
Besides that, the horrible and indescribable odour from your cooking
finds its way to the room nearest to the kitchen (MINE)
Which is why I keep my sliding door open and my room door shut tight when you cook
Since I've started ranting about windows...
I might as well mention the fact that any logical, rational and courteous human would find the decency to
open the window after you take a dump in the lavatory.
How would you like walking into the loo inhaling someone else's gaseous secretion?
Not an pretty thought I reckon.
Guess you couldn't read the nice notice stuck "Pls open the window after"?
All those years sloughing for your International Business Degree
and you can't understand a simple sign *sigh*
And after all those shenanigans,
You can still find the guts to ask me why the toilet's so stuffy
How can you expect air movement when you already shut the window?
Unless by some magical power that our unit has its own wind movement
I shudder to think what kind of wind movement you could suggest
To continue, I hope you keep your itchy and prying fingers away from someone else's laundry in the washing machine
The
RED little LED lights light up when someone is using the machine
Or are you colour blind?
Keeping someone waiting for their laundry to be done for almost an hour
Because you just had to take a peek at the laundry sloshing around in the machine
"The laundry in the machine goes round and round,
round and round, round and round"That's all you can expect.
There's nothing special about laundry being washed....if you HAD to look...why not do your own laundry for once?
I will not go into the details of your unhygienic living because I don't care how you live
Finally, I hope you
never come knocking on my door ever againAsking to borrow money or to borrow my phone to call back to the land from whence you came
I will never give you anything of mine
Because someone else has had the pleasure of helping you
and you repaid her by
NOT returning her 50bucks and using up her phone credit
You seriously think that a simple "Oh, I'm so sorry" would top up her credit?
Such a simpleton you are
AND if your internet isn't working, don't effing tell me...
If you've got a problem, go to the technician...
You don't pay me and I have no obligation to bother
By the way, the dishes and the leftover nonsense in the sink are all yours
When you return to the land from whence you came,
I'm gonna throw them away if you don't take them with you
Because obviously no one is going to wash them for you and no sane person would want to use your stinking, unwashed dishes
P.S. : I simply can't wait to throw away all your expired and rotten stuff from the fridge the day you go away and if I'm in the mood, I'd even clean the whole damn thing :)
Oh yeah, I wish you all the best in your future and I hope you pass all your papers because I really don't want to see you a second time. But if I do, I can happily think that "at least I'm not sharing a living area with you anymore". I hope you get married with that boyfriend of yours and live in the U.S. and I would like to extend my deepest condolences to the people living near you.
GOODBYE Z! Let's hope our paths never cross ever again! :) For your sake and mine.
